Someone said living in Fruitloopland (marriage) is purely psychological—one is logical, the other is psycho. Ha Ha!
I tried all the wrong ways to live with my Bananaman, in Fruitloopland. For the first 20 years it was sometimes good but often terrible. So after 33 years (24th this month) hopefully I’ve got some things sorted which I would like to share.
Listen up and please let me know if I’m hitting the mark and if you have any tricks up your sleeve you can add.
Important points to remember:
#1. After God, Bananaman has to be next on your priority list, even though a zillion other important Fruitloop things and those little darling Lemons cry for attention at all times. If he's not #1, then there WILL be problems!
#2. You and I must be the Peachygirl that God created, nothing more or less. Let’s stop trying to please everybody and lose ourselves in the bargain because then we resent everyone, particularly Bananaman! After all he fell in love with that Peach that was you, not that other Peach from magazines or next door or the MissPerfectPeachOf2018 that you are trying to be.
#3. The tough thing is that we need to meet Bananaman’s needs, which incidentally are not what you or I want ourselves! We think they need romantic loooo…vv…e but they don’t! That is what WE need. Bananamen need something completely different that you can pack into a backpack for immediate use at all times.
Next time I will detail the absolute emergency rations to pack into this backpack in order to travel into and through Fruitloopland with your special Bananaman, which is what every Bananaman in Fruitloopland is yearning for.
I believe that you will come through this Fruitloopland challenge to be one soft, delectable, yummy Peachygirl you were designed to be.